Tim Tebow is excited to be a New York Jet. How do we know this? Only because he told us approximately 3,456 times in his introductory press conference.
Reports have confirmed that Tebow himself in fact chose to be traded to the Jets over the Jacksonville Jaguars, the team located just miles from where he became a college football legend. The Jaguars not only offered a home in familiar territory, but also less media pressure and a better opportunity to be the starting QB as the Jets appear (for some reason unclear to us) committed to the Sanchize, Mark Sanchez.
Reports have confirmed that Tebow himself in fact chose to be traded to the Jets over the Jacksonville Jaguars, the team located just miles from where he became a college football legend. The Jaguars not only offered a home in familiar territory, but also less media pressure and a better opportunity to be the starting QB as the Jets appear (for some reason unclear to us) committed to the Sanchize, Mark Sanchez.
Despite these factors in the Jags favor, he spurned them in favor of the Jets for reasons unidentified to this point. While I do not know the exact reason why Tebow is currently bro-ing it out with Sanchez in New York, I am positive it is one or a combination of the following:
His conservative beliefs wouldn’t go over well in Los Angeles.
Mike Mularkey has a reputation attempting passes of longer than 10 yards.
Tebow is an excellent evaluator of wide receiver talent and knows the Jaguars have none.
Blaine Gabbert and his dreamy blonde hair might be better looking than him.
He is already a lock to carry Florida when he runs for president in 2032 but needs more support in typically democratic New York.
He’s as tired as we are with awkward Eli Manning interviews.
“Tebow” sounds cooler in a New York accent.
He’s ready to lose his virginity and wants Mark Sanchez’s guidance (or to lose it to Sanchez).
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